Sunday, May 30, 2010

Papptain's Log: The Return of Highland

Latest episode of papptain's Log ready for download

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Papptain's Log: LT

The latest Papptain's Log. Download and enjoy.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Papptain's Log: 4/20 edition

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

THe Death at a Fneral SF contest set

As always leave a comment here or on youtube.....thank u

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Papptain's Log: Pocketaby

Here's the latest show ya'll download and enjoy
leave a comment let me know what you think

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Papptain's Log:Bus Beatings

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Friday, March 26, 2010

Papptain's Log: Healthcare

Latest Papptain's Log ready for download

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

In Honor Of BET'S Uncut

I stumbled upon a couple of classic video's from the greatest hour of television ever put together and thought I'd share with ya'll...let me know if I missed anyones so I can add them later

Friday, March 19, 2010

For you lazy fucks

I'm putting the first 2 shows of my comedy act from up so that those who haven't caught it can catch up. Tune in every thursday night @10 pm eastern for the latest show. Enjoy n spread the love.

First show:

Second Show:

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Pure Comedy #2

Ya'll can thank Ilse for this one

and for some reason it makes me want to hear this afterwards

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Check Me Out

check me out doing some good old shit talking at

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Papptain's Log:How to Be a rip

Now here is some shit has been bothering for some time now, it's called flirty girl fitness. Now i grew up my whole life thinking that ripping was in the blood, like some girls were just born to rip, but then this little video comes out where they teach women how to become a rip. Hmmmmmmmmm, but not only do you get to learn how to shake your ass like the strippers that most people frown upon for $19.99 for a extra $9.99 you get to learn how to twirl around a chair like a true rip. But wait theres more for just $1 the will throw in a pole so you can start your journey into professional ripping. This shit is fucking nuts that they are now really selling a video on how to be slut like foreal society takes so much shit about people's image and how to be a respectable women but then will sell you a how to be a rip video with pole just in case that shit don't work out. And once you've graduated to full time ripping your going to need the shake weight as i like to call it the handjobber 3000, theres no way you can watch the infomerical and tell me that this gizmo ain't meant for women to jack they man off. It's basically a dildo with weights at the end of each side so that they can get complete stroke control down. Once again it should illegal to sell this to common folks like me and you but guess what you can have it for the low low price of $19.99 so it's all profit cuz by now you should be pulling in $300 a night from table dances alone. And if you pay close attention to the video it shows the proper way to hold the handjobber 3000 so that you can have the dick at the right angle to take a pearl necklace like the pros. And if your really good you can get your master's in ripping by appearing on a season of the bad girls club.

Trinity Squash Punking

For those who have not seen this video yet

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Pure Comedy

Now everybody know I'm like the biggest Gucci Mane fan but this shit pure comedy, and it really sound like a real track they would do.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Papptain's Log: My Super Bowl

Woke up with the hopes finally getting to see the Who Dat? nation get there answer, but first I had to see my mom dash off to her week long cruise on the coast of Mexico, yea they are doing it big. I realized that not only is she on cruise for a whole week, which is like being on a floating resort/spa but she did it on the day of the super bowl, G shit. So here I am a whole house to myself so of course I hit the Risky Business, 20 Gucci Mane songs later I got ready to head to Dennis house with Shannon for a what I knew would be the game that makes Peyton Manning a legend. Shannon was determined to get some wings so we headed to wingstop where we so what had to be double G's stuffed into a tiny black low cut everywhere dress, it was a sight to see and me and Shannon both knew that the wings were not going to get ordered due to a hour and half wait time for those who had already ordered their food but we stayed and stared in amazement at what had to be a low budget video chick. She left and we left. Dennis house seemed to be very promising with a keg on deck a 8th and variety of shit to takes shots with. The game finally started and so did all the fun shit talking, smoking, drinking, shots, confusing ass commercials. Everything was good until the machine threw a fucking interception and with it the game. Two amazing bong rips later I was smashed and it was time to go lick my wounds after trashing the Saints all season long, but hey I got to see Emmit Smith do the coin toss, and I just so happened to have on his jersey old school champion's one too. Starving we hit taco bell where I had thee ultimate order a $5 box, taco salad, apple pie, and a strawberry lemonade fruitista....yum. I needed entertainment as I stuffed my face so I decided to watch Avatar in no D, the movie is beautiful and extremely well played but after all that food and reefer my eyes shut and I woke up thinking "great day............Fuck the Saints"