Friday, March 26, 2010

Papptain's Log: Healthcare

Latest Papptain's Log ready for download

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2GESUVLO

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

In Honor Of BET'S Uncut

I stumbled upon a couple of classic video's from the greatest hour of television ever put together and thought I'd share with ya'll...let me know if I missed anyones so I can add them later
















Friday, March 19, 2010

For you lazy fucks

I'm putting the first 2 shows of my comedy act from www.thehottestparties.com up so that those who haven't caught it can catch up. Tune in every thursday night @10 pm eastern for the latest show. Enjoy n spread the love.

First show:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0ZKKR4TF

Second Show:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z22FRXPB

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Pure Comedy #2

Ya'll can thank Ilse for this one


and for some reason it makes me want to hear this afterwards

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Check Me Out

check me out doing some good old shit talking at http://www.thehottestparties.com/video.php?v_id=207

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Papptain's Log:How to Be a rip

Now here is some shit has been bothering for some time now, it's called flirty girl fitness. Now i grew up my whole life thinking that ripping was in the blood, like some girls were just born to rip, but then this little video comes out where they teach women how to become a rip. Hmmmmmmmmm, but not only do you get to learn how to shake your ass like the strippers that most people frown upon for $19.99 for a extra $9.99 you get to learn how to twirl around a chair like a true rip. But wait theres more for just $1 the will throw in a pole so you can start your journey into professional ripping. This shit is fucking nuts that they are now really selling a video on how to be slut like foreal society takes so much shit about people's image and how to be a respectable women but then will sell you a how to be a rip video with pole just in case that shit don't work out. And once you've graduated to full time ripping your going to need the shake weight as i like to call it the handjobber 3000, theres no way you can watch the infomerical and tell me that this gizmo ain't meant for women to jack they man off. It's basically a dildo with weights at the end of each side so that they can get complete stroke control down. Once again it should illegal to sell this to common folks like me and you but guess what you can have it for the low low price of $19.99 so it's all profit cuz by now you should be pulling in $300 a night from table dances alone. And if you pay close attention to the video it shows the proper way to hold the handjobber 3000 so that you can have the dick at the right angle to take a pearl necklace like the pros. And if your really good you can get your master's in ripping by appearing on a season of the bad girls club.



Trinity Squash Punking

For those who have not seen this video yet